Examples of 'i be having' in a sentence

i be having - this phrase is likely a grammatically incorrect version of 'I have' often used in informal contexts or dialects

Never in my lifetime will i be having a meal with you.

I be having shit to do.

And how much sex should I be having to maximise my return on dying.

And I be having dreams of chocolate-covered watermelons filled with fried chickens like pinatas.

Which cancer screenings should I be having every year?

But I be having these crazy dreams I can not tell nobody about.

We get comments like ' should I be having this much fun at work? '.

Could I be having some severe memory lapse here?

Watching her eat the ham, I felt, how could I be having these feelings?

So how can I be having a similar speech?

Would I be having a secret meeting with Sarova? Now, why, other than a social call.

And who would I be having sex with?

Will I be having another skin peel after this experience?

Then I started thinking, why should I be having all this fun when my mom's dying?

How can I be having these feelings about my second child?

Meaning of "i be having"