Examples of 'morning wood' in a sentence
Meaning of "morning wood"
Morning wood is a colloquial term used to describe the phenomenon of having an erect penis upon waking up in the morning. It is a natural physiological response that commonly occurs due to increased blood flow during sleep
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- An erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.
- Kindling used to light a fire in the morning.
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I have got morning wood this morning.
Well apparently he woke up with morning wood.
Or maybe your morning wood will return.
I dreamed it and her face in my morning wood.
Peeing with morning wood is complicated.
Old man sugar daddy morning wood.
Morning wood is not a big deal.
They both have morning wood.
Morning wood only lasts so long.
Asia carrera takes care of the morning wood.
Morning wood is a healthy function of the male body.
Why do guys get morning wood.
Morning wood is not as poetic as it sounds.
Most of us have great morning wood.
With morning wood straight up.
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He was sporting a decent bit of morning wood when he froze.
Morning wood is a common phenomenon in young boys and men.
Help me along with my morning wood.
Morning wood is very common.
I still get morning wood.
Morning wood for women.
I even had a morning wood.
There is evidence that a full bladder can contribute to morning wood.
Also a morning wood.
At least half the time a man wakes up with morning wood.
A lot of morning wood.
We were both naked and I had a serious case of morning wood.
I was a morning wood.
And I mourn the day i learned the painful meaning of mourning wood morning wood morning wood.
Mindy beat me like morning wood every day for three weeks.
I actually dance by the name Morning Wood.
Abdul had a morning wood so I released his monster from his underwear.
I can now give myself some Morning Wood.
Because morning wood wasn't already an issue.
We will just pretend that 's morning wood.
Will your morning wood last through our explosive diarrhea?
Are not you supposed to get morning wood or something?
Thus, men with a physiological cause of impotence will not have morning wood.
No yellowjackets morning wood or one single bottle of codeine cough syrup?
It's probably Lyndsey looking for a little morning wood.
Think about it, morning wood is a common phenomenon for most men.
As our friend Wags might say, up like his morning wood.
He hadn't realized he had morning wood was pressing it up against his mother.
Morning wood is not a big deal . There is a reason why that happens.
No . Peeing with morning wood is complicated.
I will get that . It 's probably Lyndsey looking for a little morning wood to start her fire.
Mindy beat me like morning wood every day for three weeks . Come on.
I said, if I dont know what they have morning wood.
First of all let us call Morning wood by its scientific name -- nocturnal penile tumescence.
It 's probably Lyndsey looking for a little morning wood to start her fire.
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