Examples of 'my dick' in a sentence

Meaning of "my dick"

The phrase 'my dick' is an offensive and vulgar slang term referring to the male genitalia. It is highly inappropriate to use in formal or polite conversation, and should be avoided as it is considered disrespectful and offensive

How to use "my dick" in a sentence

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In a wank my dick has a preference over my hand.
I got a thorn this long stuck in my dick.
My dick plays on the double feature screen.
The good news is my dick is now a popsicle.
My dick gets hard if the wind blows.
You will ruin my dick sooner or later.
My dick could not buy a hot tub.
Happy to pull my dick out for you.
My dick and my brain are disagreeing right now.
I ai not gonna find my dick till tomorrow.
And my dick has turned into an icicle.
I would rather stick my dick in a wood chipper.
My dick hits her right in the jaw.
What really gets my dick hard is starting on.
My dick has been hurting since yesterday.
You kicked my dick out of the house.
I am asking you if you want a picture of my dick.
You love my dick as much as you love me.
Feel like you are playing piano on my dick.
Somebody cuts my dick it better be for vengeance.
You do not know nothing about my dick.
She wants my dick in or around her mouth.
Love the feel of the breeze on my dick.
I showed him my dick for you guys.
Nobody in the world had touched my dick.
I showed off my dick for you guys.
I sure ai not gonna show you my dick.
Because my dick makes you feel good.
And she quickly had my dick out.
Sticking my dick in some high school pussy.
And it was like sticking my dick in battery acid.
I got my dick wet by looking at your mother.
Unless you want my dick to fall off.
I had my dick lobbed off by a pottery wheel.
And i want it so bad it makes my dick hard.
Only for my dick to kill you later.
Pus comes from the end of my dick.
I have been twittering my dick off lately on my phone.
Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
I am gonna rip my dick off in the corner.
I would really love your feces on my dick.
I do not think my dick will fit in there.
Especially right around the tip of my dick.
I know how big my dick is to the millimeter.
Do not be talking about cutting off my dick.
I do not stick my dick in just any guy.
I would rather chop an inch off my dick.
And held on to my dick with the other.
I thought she was gonna rip my dick off.
Got to get my dick out of the dog.

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